My Saturday night and Sunday in numbers:
8 – the amount of dollars my drinks cost last night, the time I came home this morning
? – the amount of drinks I eventually had
1 – the amount of throats that are hurting me badly right now, the amount of toilet rolls I used to blow my nose today, the amount of things I can do at once today, the amount of guys who said last night that I should do modelling, the amount of guys who said last night that I should do drag, the number of piercings I’m considering of having, the amount of pepperoni pizzas I will have for dinner tonight
4 – PM, when I woke up thinking ‘Phew! I thought I overslept!’
200 – the amount of guys that wanted my body last night
3 – the amount of guys that said they wanted my body last night
0 – the amount of guys that got my body last night
35 – the estimated amount of guys I passed my cold/flu on to, my IQ today
2 – the amount of sossage rolls I had for breakfast when walking home
1500 – the estimated amount of meters I walked today to get fresh milk, orange juice, bread and some peanuts I don’t like
11 – the amount of days until I’m in New Zealand
Tim van den Oudenhoven 